What's a wok?

It's what you hit a wabbit with!
 

Why was the baby ant confused?

What month has 28 days?

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel

My friend Rhonda was telling me how rushed she was one morning getting her three children off to school. One of them had a field trip, but Rhonda couldn't find the permission slip anywhere. She finally wrote a note to the teacher explaining she had lost the form but it was okay for her child to go on the trip. Later Rhonda got a call from the teacher saying the note she had sent was scribbled on the back of the "lost" permission slip.

- Carol Newcombe in Reader's Digest

Carrie Okey, Music Teacher